Top 10 Lamest Heroes in Comics

I got into a debate earlier today with Professor MizCaramelVixen, who keeps insisting that Aquaman is the lamest super hero. I couldn’t disagree more. There are a lot of super heroes that are way lamer than Aquaman. Yes, the Super Friends cartoon makes him look pretty lame. But, in the comics, he is cool. He can swim faster than Superman, he has super strength, and he is a king. What’s lame about that? So, here is my top ten list of lame super heroes. Yes, they are all real, and yes, they are all lame.

10. Bouncing Lad

He is a member of the Legion of Superheroes, and his power is bouncing…yeah, lame

9. Arm Fall Off Boy

Another member of the Legion of Superheroes. Are all heroes in the future lame?

8. Jubilee

I want to like Jubilee. I mean, Wolverine treats her like a daughter. But, her power is flashing lights. Yeah, pretty lame.

7. Dazzler

Another mutant whose power has to do with flashing lights. Were they scared the power was going to go out or something?

6. Squirrel Girl

She dresses as a squirrel and talks to squirrels. Nothing cool about that.

5. Cypher

He can read any language, and that’s about it. Kinda cool, but not a super hero.

4. The Wonder Twins

It is mainly Zan who brings these twins down. I mean, he can turn into a pail of water. Yeah, lame.

3. Eye Scream

His power is he turned into different favors of ICE CREAM!!!

2. Vibe

Vibe is so corny. His power has something to do with vibrations, but he doesn’t control them very well. Plus, check out his costume. Yikes

1. Hank Pym

The lamest of the lame. He is irredeemable. His costumes suck, and he is a douche bag. Cool power, but it’s just not enough.

So, there is my top ten of lame superheroes. What is your list? Let me know in the comments.

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  1. MizCaramelVixen says

    These can NOT be real???!!! *howling* Eye Scream Man? iCant LMAOOOOOOOO

    Arm Fall Off Boy??? STOPPPP!

    Ok, so Aquaman may not be THAT lame. He’s still lame to me IDC IDC

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