WT*BLEEP* Burglar on LSD Told Police He Was Jack Bauer



A North Seattle couple found a mess in their apartment and police say their suspect believed he was Jack Bauer from the television show “24” when he broke in.
David Stolte, 30, was arrested and charged with residential burglary.

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Derek Doerschel and his fiancee Danielle Green came home last Sunday to their door ajar.
Doerschel told KIRO 7 he found screens off their windows, kitty litter in the sink, food strewn all over the kitchen, a frozen pie in the oven, and a frozen crab in the closet.
“The crab from the freezer was just sitting right here on the blanket on the bike,” he said.
Clothes were in the bathtub. Doerschel’s credit cards had been removed from his wallet and were stuffed in a chocolate muffin.
The peephole in their front door had somehow been removed and was missing.

Doerschel called police and spotted a man crouched in the alley beside the apartment with his hands on his head.
He said the man threw something at him.
“At first I thought it was a shell casing to a gun or a bullet,” Doerschel said.
It was the peephole to the apartment.
When police arrived, they arrested Stolte as he tried to jump the railing on the fourth floor of the same building, where he often stays with his mother.
Police said he implied he’d taken LSD.


Read the full story here on KIROTV.com

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