I have been reading comics for 30+ years now. I have enjoyed all the action and compelling stories that have been told over those years. And I have marveled at some of the great superheroes, and the villains that they battle. This list doesn’t talk about those villains. No, this list will cover the lamest, sorriest villains in comics. The writers who invented these characters where just being lazy, point blank. They have stupid powers, or gimmicks, or both. They are just LAME.
10: Egg Fu
Come on, Wonder Woman is fighting a giant egg, with a mustache? Like, that’s the best you can do for a villain for an Amazon warrior princess? He was a giant freaking egg. Just crazy. Might as well should have called him Humpty Dumpty.
9: Calendar Man
8: Captain Boomerang
I have always thought boomerangs were cool, until I saw this guy. Look at his costume. It’s an embarrassment to boomerangs, and Australians. Yeah, he has some trick boomerangs, but that doesn’t make up for everything else about him that’s so lame.
I get the concept. Use the stilts to steal things that are kept at great heights. The problem is you make yourself an easy target to find. Like, how do you hide from the heroes if your 50 ft tall? Didn’t thing that one all the way thru.
6: Doctor Spectro
One, his costume looks like a disco ball from the 70s. Two, his power is to affect the moods of his opponents. I really don’t see how that will help you beat a superhero. Or even commit crimes and get away with them.
4: Polka Dot Man
3: Crazy Quilt
1: Armless Tiger Man
So, there is my top ten LAMEST villains in comics. Who goes on your list? Let me know in the comments.