WT*Bleep*: Man Chopped Off and Flushed Wife’s Side Piece Penis Down Toilet

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It’s definitely not just women who cut off men’s penises.

24-year-old Tokyo resident and boxer, Ikki Kotsugai, went into the office of the lawyer who was sleeping with his wife and beat the crap out of him. While the lawyer was half-unconscious, Kotsugai yanked down the lawyer’s pants, grabbed garden shears, chopped off his penis, and flushed it down the toilet.

Kotsugai was arrested shortly after the attack, the lawyer’s injuries were not life-threatening and is recuperating in the hospital.

Wouldn’t it have been easier to just divorce your wife, because that sounds exhausting.

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Angry Birds Attack Chick-fil-A Customers

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(yes, that’s a bird attacking the woman’s head)

Angry birds are attacking Denver, Colorado Chick-fil-A customers…LITERALLY.

These birds are dive-bombing customers who walk in the Chick-fil-A parking lot. Apparently the blackbirds are nesting and are SUPER overprotective of their little babies.

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The attacks are so bad that Chick-fil-A is offering a big, red, umbrella ESCORT service to walk you to your car to protect you from beak and claw.

You know how they say this post is worthless without pics? Well, this post is worthless without video. Head on over to 9News and watch the chuckle worthy video of angry blackbirds attacking Chick-fil-A customers.

Man Covered With 29 Miley Cyrus Tattoos is Sad Because Miley Called Them Ugly

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Listen, I’m ALL for tattoos (I have a couple myself), but 29 tattoos of Miley Cyrus’ mug and song lyrics is a bit too much.

Meet Carl McCold, a 42-year-old father of 3 (yes, one is named Miley), from Bridlington, East Yorkshire, and obsessed Miley Cyrus fan. McCold has TWENTY-NINE Miley Cyrus tattoos, because…OBSESSED.

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McCold is currently in his feelings because his idol, Miley Cyrus, said his tattoos were ugly in an interview. “There’s a dude that holds a record of the most pictures of my face, he has like 18 pictures of my face and they’re really ugly.”

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Get this, not only did Miley say McCold’s tats were ugly, she also blocked him on Twitter!

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McCold’s first tattoo was in 2010 after divorcing his wife and rapidly became an obsession. 5 years, 29 tattoos, and hurt feelings later, McCold has decided to get his $5,000 worth of Miley tats removed from his body. McCold tells the DailyMirror he’s only regretting them now, I never thought about it too much, but they have had a psychological affect on me.

He hopes that him removing some of his tattoos will land him a lady. McCold will be getting his 3 portrait tattoos removed which will absolutely run his pockets more than what he spent on the tattoos in the first place.

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Moral of this story kids? Don’t put Miley Cyrus on your body, especially ugly Miley Cyrus tats.

Former Postal Worker Faces Jail Time for Not Delivering Bed Bath and Beyond Ads

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Ever received one of those Bed Bath and Beyond ads in the mail? If you’re like me, you usually flip through a few pages and chuck ’em (if at all). Well a former upstate NY postal worker shaved about a minute or two from our day by chucking these Bed, Bath and Beyond ads for us. Unfortunately, his charitable work has caused him to lose his job and possible jail time.

36-year-old Jeffrey Wojcik, plead guilty to obstruction of mail and now faces up to six months in jail, Wojcik will be sentenced in August and along with the prison sentence might be fined $5,000.

A witness reported that the United States Postal Service employee failed to deliver a bundle of Bed Bath & Beyond store advertisements. The mail was later recovered and delivered.

Guess someone was pissed they didn’t receive their 20% off coupon.

Apparently Black Widow is a Slut, Whore and Trick According to Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans

Credit: Digital Spy

Credit: Digital Spy

 

According to Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans, Black Widow is a slut, a whore and a trick. The sexist duo was interviewed by Emma Dibdin from Digital Spy and from the gate, the sexist tirade just oozed from their pores.

The interview started with saying how Natasha/Black Widow was being ‘shipped with Hawkeye (Renner) or Captain America (Evans) and now she’s been written with The Hulk (Ruffalo). When asked what were their thoughts, Renner blurted out, “She’s a slut.” followed by Evans agreeing with boisterous laughter how it’s “something along those lines, she’s a complete whore.” It didn’t stop with “slut” and “whore”, Renner chimed in with “trick, man.”

Dibdin (interviewer) seemed unbothered by this revelation of Black Widow and hopped right in with, “Whatever the movie is, she’ll be the sidekick; she’ll be flirting.” Evans had more to say, “that’s right she’ll be flirting with everybody.” Then for some reason, Renner just felt like dropping, “she has a prosthetic leg anyways.” and Evans brings it home with, “leading everybody on.”

Excuse me…what?

Around 11pm this exchange was brought to my attention via Buzzfeed writer, Ira Madison, who sent me the video link.

After watching the video, I immediately got sick to my stomach. All it took was 32 seconds for my admiration of either gentlemen to change. Women in comics already have a bad rep and to see the stars of Avengers: Age of Ultron refer to Black Widow as a slut and a whore, just set us back decades. They degraded Black Widow with ease. I expressed my distaste for the interview on twitter and was immediately met with “it’s a joke.” As RUNLOVEKILL writer, Jon Tsuei pointed out,

Women are met with the words whore and slut when they don’t give a “man” (stranger) what he wants. A woman can walk down the street, be approached by a guy trying to talk to her and as soon as she doesn’t respond she’s now a “slut, whore, bitch, ugly, etc.” It’s TYPICAL. It’s what most “men” do. Hell, you don’t even need to be outside in the world to be called those words. I’ve been called a slut a few times since tweeting my views on this Black Widow issue on twitter. The trolls were waiting to pounce on those who spoke out against the Black Widow slut shaming.

Why are we not slut shaming Tony Stark? Oh that’s right, he’s a guy and it’s totally acceptable. Last time I checked I didn’t see Natasha spreading her legs and flirting with everyone on the team or what did Evans say, “leading everybody on.” Slut shaming is wrong, PERIOD. Whatever someone does with their body is THEIR business, not yours.

I reached out to Dibdin for an explanation as to why she felt the need to add her two cents in and referring to Black Widow as a sidekick.

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No matter which way you slice it Black Widow is not a sidekick, just like she’s not a whore.

Black Widow is bad-ass. PERIOD.

She’s even WORTHY to handle Thor’s hammer, Mjölnir.

I’m pretty sure the standard apology is on its way from Renner and Evans, but fictional character or NOT; those remarks were UNACCEPTABLE! Again, the fact that they both used those terms nonchalantly, speaks so much on who they are as a person.

Women in comics are much more than victims, stuffed in refrigerators, sex objects, sidekicks, etc. and I’m pretty sure if those two had said that to Black Widow, (in a movie) she’d mop the floor with them.

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Evans and Renner has let down a lot of fans with these sexist remarks. These comments are WHY the GamerGate trolls exist and why they’ve been sliding over to comics. Pretty sure those that have been calling me sluts, morons, idiot, etc. do the same in real life as they do online. They live for this type of crap, now Renner and Evans are just adding more fuel to the fire.

Women deserve respect, period. Fictional character or not.

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Looks like the apology is in:

“Yesterday we were asked about the rumors that Black Widow wanted to be in a relationship with both Hawkeye and Captain America,” Evans said in a statement provided to EW. “We answered in a very juvenile and offensive way that rightfully angered some fans. I regret it and sincerely apologize.”

“I am sorry that this tasteless joke about a fictional character offended anyone,” Renner also said in a statement provided to EW. “It was not meant to be serious in any way. Just poking fun during an exhausting and tedious press tour.”

One was an apology, the other an excuse. Gotta love it. The shade/sarcasm Renner threw in his apology with “fictional character” speaks SO MUCH to HIS character.

*Update*

Since the release of this piece, I have received death threats mixed in with the usual bitch insults. I wouldn’t be surprised if rape threats came next.